So, I get a package delivery message. Someone tried to drop off a registered letter for my last name, and I have the USPS slip. So I call my cousin who works at the post office and he says it's for a different first name, but it's my last name. So I think, "What the fuck? Well it's gotta be for me right? How else would a package come with my last name on it?" So I had him sign for it, because I'm here with my mom, and I just really don't get out much.
So this morning, my brother goes, "Look man, I gotta come clean with you. My buddy mails me drugs under this alias which has your last name on it, and I got a note that they intercepted a package. But it's nothing to worry about, we'll just play dumb." "Yeah, well, the package that you gave me the note for, I had someone sign for it." "Oh shit!"
Why is my brother such a screw up?
So this morning, my brother goes, "Look man, I gotta come clean with you. My buddy mails me drugs under this alias which has your last name on it, and I got a note that they intercepted a package. But it's nothing to worry about, we'll just play dumb." "Yeah, well, the package that you gave me the note for, I had someone sign for it." "Oh shit!"
Why is my brother such a screw up?
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